Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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