We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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