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***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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