He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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