Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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