wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
