butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Panties = found
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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