No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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