it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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