I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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