Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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