My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
