We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Mom said you looked used
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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