Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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