Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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