Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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