They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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