No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Church boner. Awkwardddd
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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