i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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