Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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