she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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