Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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