its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
where does the pee come out of this thing
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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