everyone is single if you try hard enough
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Rumble strips road head = magical
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
