Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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