The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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