you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
