Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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