He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
No I am not eating basil off your cock
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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