Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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