We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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