Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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