Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Never underestimate the power of titties
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