K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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