did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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