Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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