): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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