Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
No subtext here. People are naked.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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