i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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