You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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