Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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