i always forget guys have bellybuttons
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I am one with the molecules
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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