# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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