Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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