Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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