i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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