have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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