Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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