either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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