I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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