i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Bring me that man meat
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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