im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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