You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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