check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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