She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Farmville is her only friend.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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